Political amnesia is forgetting that the system can be a million times better. Moral senility is accepting that this is the best we have, unendurable pregnancy is having a fifty-nine year old whining child with an unimaginable and unmanageable tantrum.
I have not come across a word that stirs up the full gamut and a wide range of emotion as much as the word Bersih.
Bersih must be the in fashion ultimate profane four letter word for the ruling coalition, they are literally tripping over each other to condemn anyone associated with the word. It is the best smear tactic to remove your opponent if one is fighting for party positions. The poison pen letters, sex scandals, DAP, LGE and all sundry are relegated to obscurity on account of this one mesmerizing word.
Bersih induces premature ejaculation of brain fluid from Tuanku Aziz and Joseph Sta Maria when they hear anyone speak the word they just loose their marbles and go crazy and euthanize their sanity.
A certain Mohd Jamal Yunos will at the mention of the word Bersih, literally go into overdrive of swinging, swaggering, scampering and breast beating. Urging the hungry hordes of Huns and the mercenary Visigoths in red to go on a plastic amok and beserk rampage. ( can't term any of them as Malays- the race attachment is an honor they defile)
The head of the security apparatus hears schizophrenia voices in their heads and intoxicated with the warm smell of colitas knows from past experience that stabbing the yellow beast with a steely knife will never kill the beast so tear gas and baton charge and incarceration in a caged hotel with the specific clause, you can check out any time you like but you can never leave is the standard norm.
Bersih is the preachers and poachers hallucinatory frenzy of a never ending nightmare on elm street, that a sinister Vatican plot to flood every hill and valley with crusaders and induce mass conversion effort which deems it to be the ultimate from the conveyor belt of haram.
On account of Bersih, a halal certificate is provided for a march in red the qualification being brute and brawn over brain. Curse and swear over cure and save and off course ;the pittance of a vagrant's ransom for ranting and raving with the absence of intelligence.
Bersih is a diabolical Chinese plot chime some Perkasa person, with a shrill voice, it is expressed that they want to take control of the government.
Bersih means the authorities will declare freedom square off limits, yellow shirts will be stopped for the audacious criminality of seeking their freedom from the enslavement and tyranny of a process that abuses equal representation for each voter
Bersih is the singing cash register of hawkers and food operators, while the news portals will present hawkers complaining, swearing and cursing the rally.
Bersih will bring out the exponents of silat providing demonstrations and shows about the powers and each will break a yellow brick of the Great wall of ..............., singing so goodbye yellow brick road where the dogs of society howl
Bersih is also about creativeness where those who are blocked would come up with the chants ‘Yellow river' called Sungai Klang in two yellow unused scorpene submarines. And for the reds, it could be that the persons who march should go back to the land of the Yangtze River.
Bersih will be the known as the yellow birds who will not sit high up on a banana tree but walk the talk.
Bersih would mean that DBKL would bar and prevent anyone who tries to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree of the election commission that is fatigued by years of gerrymandering and re-delineation exercises
Bersih also means that any person holding or wearing an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini will be charged with sedition.
Bersih is about preventing the fair laddies and lassies steering cattle towards our very own indulgent madame who thinks she is our Yellow rose of Texas whose milk and steak will be our staple diet.
Bersih is bizarre hope that the spineless are swept out, that baked brains are booted out, that first ladies of vanity and insanity will not swear on virginity and innocence of 1MDB.
The word ‘clean' is anything but provocative, seductive or seditious except to the brawling crows in Utusan Melayu who somehow or other will intricately manage to thread the stubborn camel of Bersih impartiality through the unattainable complex eye of Christianity's needle. And yet miss the floating sewage of corruption where the putrid odor is unmistakable and inescapable.
But all this shouldn't surprise anyone as a Minister shell shocked with yellow fever from Bersih and afflicted with a malaise known as ‘cock a doodle do' syndrome can't define between the words ‘Kok' - cork - cock- cockerel- crocked - crook or was he rhyming about his bosses and clucking about rocking around his cluck tonight!